Okay. Okay. Okay.

So…. We’re in Hamburg.

Prostitution is legal.

But none of us are doing anything.

However, late one night….

Bob get’s up, quietly. He quickly dresses and goes to the door.

I play possum, make like I’m asleep. But the second the door closes, I’m throwing on my pants and shoes. I give him about 90 seconds head start, and follow.

There’s 2 staircases in the hotel. He uses the front one, so I use the back. That way he won’t hear my footsteps following. (and I’m creeping, too.)

There’s a close call at the front door – I leave it a little too soon; he must’ve heard it open, and looks back…. But I’m hanging in the shadow by a bush, and most things go unseen in the dark, unless there’s movement.

So: I follow at a distance (hard to lose him, he’s 6’5) and lo! We’re back by the prostitutes. So what’s the secret?

There’s a couple of Asian girls. Twins. Now, he knows I have a thing for girls small/and/or/Asian. He always gives me shit about it. So, A: he doesn’t want me to get them, or B: he doesn’t want me to give him shit about it.

I move in and listen. Damn, they are twins. One is Pai Wong, the other is Suchi Wong ( I think.)

And they are fine.

The negotiating begins, but something goes wrong.

There’s distress on both sides. Much money is waved about, to no avail. The girls want to, but they can’t.

Apparently it’s a law.

Two Wongs won’t make a Wright.











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